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Princesses in Real Life

Lesson on Sales

Something to learn about salesmanship. A useful lesson.

A young Sikh lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" . The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back in Punjab." The manager liked the Punjabi so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Punjabi said "One."

The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Here in Harrods, our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" . "£108,637.64", the Punjabi replied. The manager choked and exclaimed "£108,637.64? What the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-turbo Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to Harrods car sales and I sold him a Porsche Cayenne." The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"

"No, no, no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's fucked, you might as well go fishing."

irr : that's funny and inspiring.... a useful lesson. the approach in how to get someone buying our land . Start with the small pen, then.. the t shirt ,then.. the mug.. then .......

ARTI FOTO DI FS

Psikolog dari sebuah perguruan tinggi ternama berhasil melakukan analisis terhadap tabiat para pemajang foto di Friendster... Hasilnya adalah sbb:

FOTO BARENG PASANGAN (CLOSE UP) = "Dilarang ngajak kenalan, kecuali kalo merasa diri lebih keren dari yang ini."
FOTO BARENG PASANGAN DI LUAR NEGERI (berlatar belakang menara Eifel,airterjun Niagara, pagoda dll) = "Dilarang ngajak kenalan, kecuali kalo merasa diri lebih keren dan lebih mapan dari yang ini."
FOTO SENDIRIAN, DI LUAR NEGERI = "Dilarang ngajak kenalan, kecuali kalo merasa mampu ngongkosin gue main ke sini."
FOTO SENDIRIAN, DI TEMPAT WISATA DALAM NEGERI (Borobudur, Taman Mini,Dufan, Pantai Kuta dll) = "Gue mah anaknya irit! Diajak k Bali juga nyengir!" FOTO BARENG TEMEN = "Paling enggak TEMEN-TEMEN gue ada yang keren"FOTO BARENG BINATANG PELIHARAAN ="Paling enggak gue LEBIH KEREN dari peliharaan gue kan..." FOTO BAYI (ANAKNYA ASLI) = Pura-pura sayang anak, kalau pasang foto dirinya takut dimarahin suami/bini: "Emang mau nyari yang baru di Friendster?" FOTO BAYI (ADIK, KEPONAKAN, ANAK TETANGGA) = "Pengen cepet-cepet kawin" FOTO BARENG MOBIL = "Paling enggak lo nggak akan jalan kaki dah ma gue..!" FOTO JADUL/JAMAN MUDA = "Paling enggak DULU gue sempet rada keren n funky." FOTO BARENG PASANGAN, POSE MESRA/BERPELUKAN = "Gila, ni orang nempel mulu! Ngga nyadar gue udah bosen!" FOTO KARTUN/ARTIS/LOGO = "Jangan nilai gue dari segi tampang, lah...jangan, ya... JANGAN aja pokoknya!" FOTO SENDIRIAN, CLOSE-UP = "Gila, gue keren ya?" FOTO SENDIRIAN, CLOSE-UP, POSE COVER MAJALAH = "Gila, gue keren BANGET ya? ckckck!". FOTO SENDIRIAN, CLOSE-UP, POSE COVER MAJALAH, PAKE EFEK BLUR/SEPHIA/DLL "SEANDAINYA ngga jerawatan/beruntusan/panuan/bopengan, gila, gue keren BANGET ya? ckckck!" TIDAK ADA FOTO/FOTO CUMA SATU ITU PUN PASFOTO, TRUS 'LAST LOGIN'-NYA LEBIH DARI 3 MINGGU YG LALU = Join Friendster gara2 ada temennya yang ngojok2in "Yuk ikutan friendster yuk, asik lho! "trus udah dijawabin "Males ah" tapi temennya tetep ngotot "Alaa... ikut deh, biar rame tauk..! "terus biar udah dibilangin "Enggak mau/engga sudi/engga sempet" tuh temen terus aja ngejar2 tiap hari akhirnya join biar terbebas dari teror tapi abis itu ngga pernah dibuka2 lagi. FOTO YANG SAMA, BEBERAPA BIJI = Baru join Friendster, belom tau bhw friendster suka lelet, jadi waktu upload foto sempet bingung "Loh, kok foto gue ngga nongol? Wah, uploadnya gagal nih. upload lagi ah.." trus setelah nyoba lagi; "eh! kok belom juga? gimana sih ni, Coba lagi ah..

irr : '' so... which one are you''

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