Monday, February 25, 2008

Must read, it's very clever.....

For bright, funny ppl you know and make their day! For those who have enough sense of humor to take it!

FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT REFRESHER COURSE

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunchwhen they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of PinaColadas and the love of my life. Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3 : A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.They're packed with nutrients.'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 4 : A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE ! Cute... ^^

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

"Houston, the eagle has landed....."

got this from net, forgot the source....menarik...tuh pi...

Sejarah yang kita banggakan sebagai makhluk bumi...cuma rekayasa ,
1. Pakaian astronaut yg mereka pakai saat itu tidak mungkin tahan menerima radiasi di antariksa dan anehnya astronaut tidak terlihat letih ketika kembali mendarat di Bumi.

2. bendera AS tampak berkibar-kibar, padahal di Bulan tidak ada angin, alias hampa udara.

3. analisis foto memperlihatkan adanya sumber cahaya lain selain cahaya Matahari seperti bayangan benda bersilangan, bagian pesawat yang tidak terkena cahaya terlihat jelas,adanya gradasi terang gelap, dan tidak terlihat bintang. Beberapa pakar fotografi menduga foto misi Apollo adalah rekayasa.

4. tidak ada kawah di kaki lunar module (LM) yang terbentuk akibat semburan roket pendorong. Selain itu, jarak antara cerobong roket LM ke permukaan Bulan begitu dekat yang memungkinkan membakar LM ketika mendarat atau lepas landas.

5. muncul pertanyaan, "Mengapa setelah misi Apollo berakhir (11-17 tahun 1969 - 1972), NASA tidak mengirimkan lagi astronaut ke Bulan?". Astronaut yang dikirimkan hanyalah astronaut dengan misi mengorbit Bumi. Bahkan misi ke kembali ke Bulan yang muncul kemudian di milenium ketiga, diawali dengan pengiriman satelit pengorbit dan robot, bukan langsung astronaut.

6. secara umum keraguan di atas bermuara pada ketidakpercayaan bahwa iptek di era tahun 1960-an berhasil menaklukkan Bulan.

7. Suhu di bulan yang terkena matahari 100 celcius dan yang tidak terkena cahaya -173 celcius, jadi ga mungkin manusia bisa bertahan dan bergerak leluasa dengan keadaan suhu yang bisa berubah secara drastis.

Biar lebih yakin buka aja situs ini
http://www.ufos-/ <http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicapollo.html> aliens.co.uk/ cosmicapollo. html

Menurut kesaksian beberapa temen....

"....minggu lalu kami kebetulan ke Austin dan mampir ke Houston, Texas...kemudian kami ikut tour melihat lokasi control sentral...diHouston...dimana Apollo yang mendaratkan manusia di bulan di perlihatkan. ..disana tidak ada PC(PC belum lahir), Komputernya pun sangat tidak
canggih,masih black/white monitor...(belum ada color,green monitor, floppydisk,harddisk seperti sekarang) , ketika saya tanyakan sama yang memandu ,katanya mainframenya memorynya dan storagenya jauh lebih rendah dari camera dan HP yang anda miliki sekarang..."

networknya belum IP ... belum ada internet... dll...

pertanyaanya.. apakah mampu mengkontrol pendaratan dibulan dengan peralatan seperti ini ?

Ketika astronot Amerika mendarat dibulan.. ucapan pertama mereka ketika menginjakkan kaki dibulan adalah...'Houston, the eagle has landed"

Silahkan disimpulan sendiri...

Monday, February 11, 2008

It starts in my soul....

A AM7 D , then pluck the DGB strings twice for each chord

Bubbly by Colbie Caillat,

I've been awake for a while now....you've got me feelin like a child now..cause every time i see your bubbly face...i get the tinglies in a silly place, reff: It starts in my toes….makes me crinkle my nose...where ever it goes i always know…that you make me smile, please stay for a while now…just take your time, where ever you go. The rain is fallin on my window pane, but we are

hidin in a safer place... under the covers stayin safe and warm, you give me feelings that i adore… (back to reff) What am i gonna say…when you make me feel this way, I just........mmmmmmmmmmm (back to reff) I’ve been asleep for a while now. You tucked me in just like a child now. Cause every time you hold me in your arms. Im comfortable enough to feel your warmthIt starts in my soul… and I lose all control When you kiss my nose…. the feelin shows,Cause you make me smile, Baby just take your time now….holdin me tight. Where ever, where ever, where ever you go. Where ever, where ever, where ever you go..where ever you go.. I always know...cause you make me smile, even just for a while....

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irr : "Wanna grab my guitar and write one... I used to write songs! Here's some of them.."

It's not A Love Song

You never want to talk about this

Or even try to.. tell me, how you feel…

even though you’re here...


If you read this, can you recall…

cause I still wait for your call

Cause when you’re near, the word seems clear.

You’re the only things that real

Reff.

All I think is you, every little thing you do.

Do you feel it too… I wanna run to you

But don’t know what to do, I’m still afraid of you..

gonna break my heart in two..

(bridge)

Hold me….please say you’ll stay

I do… really miss you

I do really need you

And I do…. really love you…..(audible)

*Note : " The rhyme really bothers me,, *sigh* it’s over-do here and there…Wrote this short fast-tempo song somewhere on 1997, well I really couldn’t find the right metaphors or similes to describe about all the confusion… So it was written roundly, screamed what was on my mind that time… The situation was, He didn’t call for days…. Silly :) "

Act Unnaturally

Intro: Dsus D7

G Bm7 G7 Em G D7

Love I feel inside, though you never know. But you just might see

G Bm7 G7 Em

If you close your eyes, you’ll look nothing.

Dsus D7

But a fool like me……….

(**)

G GM7 G7 Em

What can I do…I just wait and see

C Am D9 D7

Act unnaturally, Hope you can figure it out.

Reff.

G Em Am D7

I want you could be here with me tonight

G Em Am D7

Share the dream that I made for my self

Bm7 Em C Cm

So you can feel how hurt the pain inside..

G Em Am D7

Wish I could read your mind and see in your heart ………


I guarantee, that I’ll be sweet to you and I’ll never let you down

For better or worse I’ll be there by your side

Dsus D7

No matter what we’ll face ……………(to **)

G

(am I there…)

Bridge.

Em C D7 G

Something got me stuck to you, in a way that I just can’t do

Em C D7 G

Till the love I feel inside means something to you at last

(reff.)

Irr. " The song and chords were written by me more than 10 years ago. Wrote it for someone in the college . Re-write it now and that doesn’t make sense. In the end, eventually I’m not there ... Lagu yang norak sekalii"